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Wine into water????

2010-04-09T01:20:00.000-07:00

So my first Easter with the wonderful Nadine. Well she was not so bloody wonderful when she made me clean out my beer from the fridge to fit in some seafood. I tried to plead my case that Easter was about drinking and footy. Not the Lord and Family time. My shela proving she is more than just a pretty face tried to explain that there is no VB cans or any booze represented in Da Vinci's Last Supper. Well I have one simple question was Da Vinci with JC at his last banquet? No, no he was not and you will never be able to convince me that a man that can change water into wine would not have got legless on his last night out with the lads! Well sometimes you can not win with the ladies so I relented and emptied out the fridge...

BUT it was on one condition we hit up the SFS to watch the Waratah's on Saturday night. What a bloody great night the Tahs won by 30 the queue to the bar was short and a few of the boys infiltrated the Stadium with some Rum bottles. What a beauty Rum n Rugby and Nadine to taxi me home. The only downer on the night was when I dropped a full glass of Rum over the lady in front of me. The way she carried on "You have wrecked me new leather jacket", "Now I am wet and sticky", "oh its down my pants" was unbelievable. I mean I was the one who lost a perfectly poured glass of Rum and Coke. Thank god she moved a few seats down. At least then I could like up her seat!

"Its good to be 3"

2010-03-10T20:07:00.000-08:00

So knowing what I know about the filth that read this blog you will be thinking "The great man had a threesome!!". Sorry to disappoint but its been three blissful months of romance with my number ONE girl. One girl, 3 months. You may think I have lost the plot leaving my play boy ways behind but life does not get much better than this.

The only hiccup in this relationship has been the time I have spent on the North Side. I have missed out on Mum's cooking. So before our little romantic weekend away last weekend I took off home for a night of Mum's cooking. Shock, Horror when I got home Mum and Dad were on their way out for dinner. Was that some kind of sick joke?

Mum forgot that she promised her famous roast Lamb, which I must say is better than sex on the beach! I went to bed after a case of VB and a tin of soup.

Here is to the next three months and the next and the next and the ...........

All good things come to an end

2010-01-20T20:22:00.001-08:00

I had a call from ACP today saying they had been inundated with nominations for the Stack to be the 2010 Cleo Bachelor of The Year. Well my felion friends Stacky.com is off the market! I can hear hearts breaking all over the world today but as they say all good things come to an end. Its time only one lucky girl gets to enjoy the company of the Stack. Images like the above will now be few and far between.

So as flattering as it is to be asked by Cleo I had to offer my sincerest apologies but I am no longer Australia’s most eligible bachelor. A petit beauty “Nadine” has stolen my heart and broken the hearts of all single ladies all over the world.

Even my deep dark mood swings from a lack of Nicotine can not stop this romance flourishing. Sure shares in TAB and BAT have fallen since I was swept off my feet but as they say all good things come to an end.

Who knows with my new extensive fitness regime, the end of my love affair with nicotine and a sudden urge to have early nights I may even finish an Etchells race in 2010!

Like a well rounded red

2010-01-11T20:29:00.000-08:00

What do a Coonawarra Cabernet, a McLaren Vale Shiraz and a Tassie Pinot have in common with Breakfast at Tiffany's? It’s simply really they like me get better with age.

As I move into 2010 I have decided to change a few aspects of my lifestyle but one thing I will not alter is my love of a classic Hollywood movie. There is no denying that Breakfast at Tiffany’s is a classic and one for the ages. It is hard to image a better way to spend a spectacular Sydney summer Saturday night than rugged up under the stars at the Centennial Park open air cinema watching Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard in one of the best on screen performances of any film ever made. It is hard to image life any better than that.

My picnic of Tasmanian Salmon, King Island Dairy Black Label Double Brie, fresh figs, Maggie Beer Quince paste, Kalamata Olives, German Salami, Felino, Province of Parma and fresh Bourke Street Bakery sourdough went down so well you could have said I put in an Oscar Winning Performance.

Another wedding another stolen show

2009-11-25T21:03:00.000-08:00

So finally after all the bucks’ parties it was the wedding of Parris and Beanie. I stared in the well documented Vegas bucks and took it to a whole new level for the Sydney Bucks. The 2nd bucks was a cruise on Sydney Harbour and with the capitulation of Parris ending in a drunken man over board I stepped up to the plate as the buck for a few shows. Once again Stack saved the day and made quite the impression with the “paid help”. Richie is one lucky “best man” that I stepped in as the amateur would have been an embarrassment on show!

So I stole the show in Vegas, Sydney and now the big day.

The wedding started well with my reading in the church. After I had finished there was not a dry eye in the place. Then the reception and of course I help court at the dinner table as the Boags Premium and Black Bull Cabernet flowed freely down my throat.

Some people say the speeches are the highlight of the reception others say the cutting of the cake while most punters vote on the Bridal waltz. Well they were all pretty good but I undoubtedly stole the show with my non-stop dancing. The spin, the twist, the twirl, the turn and the pivot were all used to great effect. The ladies were lining up to take my hand on the dance floor.

A great event and another event stolen by Stacky.com

Who the hell is Packer?

2009-10-12T20:15:00.001-07:00

So I sat down to a 1998 West Australian Merlot after a hard days work brining in the big bucks when I accidentally push “2” on the remote. I had previously taped over “2” and “0” on the remote so I did not have to be brain washed by the tree hugging, left wing loonies that is the ABC and SBS. I remember pealing the tape off late one night after a few two many Carlton’s and a few litres of Rum when I wanted to watch a late night “documentary” on SBS. Well I will learn from that mistake. That poor excuse for a show “4 Corners” was on. I was just about to flick the channel when the strip popped up on my screen. Vegas Baby! It brought back many good memories of my magical time in Sin City.
Poor old James Packer does not seem to have the same affinity with Vegas as I do! The clown has lost nearly $3 billion dollars and he did not even place a bet or visit a night club!
Well James I am made for Vegas and Vegas is made for me so if you want some help to get things up and running again myself and Johnny Vegas will lend a hand…..At a price of course!

Foot lose and fancy free

2009-10-11T23:19:00.001-07:00

So we hit up the two leading clubs in Vegas. XS and Bank and boy did the dance floor light up when I hit the floor. It was my kinda scene stiff free pour drinks, hot women, great music and you could smoke indoors! Every time I hit the dance floor the tempo lifted. Sure Harris hit the podium a few times but these girls know real talent when they see it! I was on fire lady after lady, girl and girl, cougar after cougar wanted to bogey with .com. I had all the moves going the spin, the twist, the turn and the hot shoe shuffle. A few boys wanted tips but it takes time an effort to move like I do. There is no miracle answer to dancing like me. Oh a few in our crew went ok. Scotty or “Babbinator” as he wanted the girls to call him was on fire! While the ladies called me quick step Stacky, Babbinator was known as “twinkle toes”. The boy can move! Plenty wanted to get down and dirty with Scotty but..
The sad fact was Babbinator was 2nd rate compared to me and I got the pick of the ladies. One, two, three, four stacky could have had them all.

F#*KING GAMING

2009-10-08T21:22:00.000-07:00

I joined the queue for Tryst nightclub but it became apparent that the only way to get in was to grease the bouncer. As you all know I am far from tight but to give money to the clown at the door made my skin crawl. It was only the 2nd night and there was plenty of time for some of my signature dance moves in the next 3 night. I shock the boys hands, squeezed past the line of girls and I high tailed it back to the Hard Rock and hit the Black Jack table. It was not long until the pit boss knew I meant business and gave me free membership to the “Rockstar Players Club”. I was on a roll up $5G, hot ladies off each shoulder and taking Vegas by storm, Stacky Style. The time ticked by and the tide started to turn. As they say all good things come to an end and by 11am I was gone. I did my cash. Oh well plenty more nights to get it back but now it was bedtime. A few of the faithful ladies followed me to the lifts but I told them it was bed time and I was in no mood for some “fun”. I staggered into the room at 1130am collapsed on my bed fully clad, shoes and all. The next thing I know Hutcho is waking me. “Stacky what happened to you? Where the hell have you been?” one simple answer…….

Fucking Gaming!!!!!!!

Dinning in style

2009-10-08T17:53:00.000-07:00

It was night two when the boys decided we needed to go for a group diner. Being a man with a refined taste and an advanced palate I demanded we dine in style. I picked The Venetian Hotel as our destination and “David Burke” was the restaurant. This was Modern American Cuisine at its best. A few pre dinner Beers (Mexican of course) and I was given the honours of ordering the wine. It was a no brainier when it came to the wine list. Flick past the American rubbish, flash past the Italian Vino a brief look at the French pretenders and BANG a good Coonawarra Cabernet. The Sommelier looked on in amazement as i dissected the wine list. The end result was the perfect match of a magnificent Coonawarra Red with a succulent piece of American Rib Eye. A few ladies at the next table over heard the way I ordered the wine with distinction and knowledge. They asked me to match their food and wine. They were so satisfied with my choice they then asked me back to their room but ladies Black Jack was calling…….

Vegas, its my kinda town

2009-10-06T21:48:00.000-07:00

Well the ladies in Vegas are still drying their eyes now the Stack has departed. Let me tell you they found it hard when I left but I found it even harder. Vegas is my kinda town baby! On the first night when I was up on the Black Jack table nature called. I walked into the gents with my beer and bunger in hand. What confronted me next was instant L O V E with Vegas. Above the Toilet cubical was a cup holder and an ash tray. If one could easily get a VB or Carlton in Vegas I would never leave.

This does not even mention the fantastic Clubs, Bars, Cars and Girls around town but I will get to that later. I am off to run 20km to stretch the legs after the long flight.

Cometh the day cometh the man

2009-09-29T21:03:00.000-07:00

The count down has finished. The training has been done. The big event is here. Today I fly out to Vegas and my assault on everything beautiful will begin. I had one final session last night around 10 Caltons, three Coonawarra reds and a few jugs of Rum and Coke. In fine form I was up at the crack of dawn for a brisk power walk to clear the lungs. Ladies of the great State of Nevada, your wait is nearly over. Stacky.com will see you soon. Hang on!

Mile High

2009-09-27T20:35:00.000-07:00

In two short days I will be flying high enjoying a nice Tasmanian Pinot in the comfort of a new VAustralia plane. I have a friend who works for VAustralia and she was telling the girls about me a few weeks ago. Well what a head ache this has caused the HR department of Virgin. I have it on good authority that as many as 56 girls and 3 guys (sorry gents I am not that way inclined) have requested they be rostered on for my flight.

As much as I am flattered by the attention from the Virgin girls I am not about to join Ralph Fiennes and the mile high club. Sure you are all welcome to join me in Vegas but really I am not as flexible as I once was and aircraft toilets are made for one person not two.

So ladies if you want to get on my good side just keep the vintage wine and Australian beer flowing. Don’t put the hard word on me. This flight is about resting up for the week in Vegas. As they say “Fly Fabulous”, with me onboard Fabulous is an understatement!

A Special Package

2009-09-24T20:02:00.000-07:00

Well sure my crown jewels are a very special package but that’s not what I am referring to. It’s a well documented fact that our friends in the United States of America can not brew beer or produce a half decent Shiraz. Sure they claim Bud is the “king of Beers” and Napa is the perfect climate for wine but they also claim Cuba is evil! How you can claim a country that produces the best cigars and the best rum in the world is evil is beyond me.

Anyway I was not about to let the American notion of good beer and wine wreak my Vegas assault. Today I air freighted a container of VB, Coonawarra Cabernet, McLaren Vale Shiraz and some Bundy express to the Hard Rock Hotel and Casio. I have organised some room in the underground vault to store my stash. There is nothing .com can not achieve!

You may be thinking a 40 foot container full of alcohol is a little extreme. But it is five nights and there will be many ladies wanting to enjoy some of Australia’s finest produce, sure I am the best export but there is only so much of me to go around. I don’t want American poor taste to ruin my vacation. Dam it I have standards!

5 days to go, that should give the buffoons at the hard rock enough time to have my beers chilled and ready for consumption.

The Names Stack James Stack

2009-09-23T23:02:00.000-07:00

So I was up at 5am to go for one of my morning power walks just putting the finishing touches on my rigorous fitness routine for Vegas. I finished up my walk sat down at my computer with my protein shake and well, well what a surprise I find my inbox full with requests from ladies in Vegas hoping to spend a night in the sack with the stack. Ladies I appreciate the enthusiasm and haste with which you emailed me but good things come to those who wait.

I will bring sexy, style and sophistication back to Vegas. Don’t worry Sin City the golden days on the golden mile will be returning in 6 days……But who’s counting?

Viva Las Vegas

2009-09-22T20:17:00.000-07:00

They say the GFC is the worst thing to hit Las Vegas in Sin City’s history. Well for the lucky ladies of Vegas Stacky.com is about to put a smile on your face. Kevin 07 has been throwing money around willy nilly to minimise the impact of the GFC in Australia. Poor old Obama has been left with not a Dime to spend on the US by Matts buddy George W. However as they say “good things come to those who wait”.

In one short week I will descend on Sin City with one purpose to put the “Sin” back in Sin City. It will be a clinical operation which would make the pentagon proud. I will dominate the party scene and bring a whole new dimension to the saying “I am here for a good time not a long time”. The ladies of Vegas will be the benefactors when I hit the strip. Don’t worry my female friends there will be plenty of stacky.com to go around.

It may have been a dream I had last night but lets just say I would not be surprised if I get a little deja vue “We both know that I'm a drunk. And I know you are a hooker. I hope you understand that I am a person who is totally at ease with that. Which is not to say that I'm indifferent or I don't care, I do. It simply means that I trust and accept your judgment.”

I have been let astray at times but what could possibly go wrong when .com is loose in Vegas?

30 is the new 21

2008-10-12T23:23:00.000-07:00

So its been way too long...and what is my excuse? Well lets just say "EDOG" baby!

Anyway...so I am 30 but that has not stopped .com firing on all fours....Life has been good real good. As promised I have cut back on the work lunches, they now only last 4hours and a modest amount of alcohol is consumed. Two Carltons, two bottles of red and my new weapon of choice Rum and coke to give me that little sugar boost before are hard afternoon of office slog!

The ladies don't mind the extra age in fact many ladies have said "James you are like a good South Australian Shiraz, you only get better with age".... Shangri-la time baby.....

I was worried I may lose that .com effect but at a recent 21st I was that main attraction. I can not count on both hands how many ladies I dances with but lets just say there were a few unhappy males looking on.....

Well fans I best be off its after 5 and I have to take my VB's but I will be back soon.

.com out!

"Did you just .com my Aunty?"

2008-06-05T23:34:00.000-07:00

Sorry fans, its been a long time between drinks….No really it has! Work has been out of control no long lunches not even enough time to polish off a bottle of red. If I rush maybe two Schooners is all I can get in. I hate this time of year….Work, work , work what kind of life is that. I have had 100’s of texts from all different ladies “Stacky where are you?” , “Stacky I have not seen you in ages”, “.com please come out for a drink” , “James I miss you come and have a drink my shout” Its getting tiresome so the sooner this fin years ends the better as far as I am concerned!

I forgot to tell you all about a little run in I had with Mrs Sweeny’s Auntie. I was at Port Douglas and had consumed my fair quota of XXXX and Bundy when a glamour walked past me. I immediately declared her .comable. She was a little bit my senior but a glamour all the same. The next thing I hear was Blythe to blowing up “stack, did you just F#*king .com my aunty” well Blythe my dear I sure did and she loved it! Its only a select few that get .comed!

The best man….THE BETTER MAN

2008-05-05T21:54:00.000-07:00

So Brads done it he has tied the knot and what wedding it was. Depart a cold wet Sydney and land in picture perfect tropical north Queensland. The flight was a little disconcerting my ears failed to equalize, I was sitting next to a loud Texan we call Hyder and I had three Qantas hostesses try and pick me up, two were female and one male but I would rather not get into that. 8 beers on the plane and it was game on for the rest of the trip!

I was a hit with the local ladies in Port Douglas from locals to the odd European backpacker. I dispatched several jugs of XXXX and a hell of a lot of Bundy at our first lunch.

As usual I was the man about town drinking in every bar and having glamour girl upon glamour girl try and buy me drinks. It’s just a shame Hyder and his new best mate cramped my style!

The wedding was a beauty. I looked fantastic and handled the occasion without a glitch. My speech was a highlight as was my dancing. The twirl master was at it again, owning the dance floor. The ladies were queuing up to have a dance. I went all night I don’t think the heart rate got under 210! As matt said “James make time for exercise now or you with have to make time for illness later”…….Matt people in Glass houses………….I smashed you on the dance floor old boy.

From nude swimming, hitting the golf ball like John Daley, sinking substantial amounts of XXXX and Rum to being the star of the wedding and the man about town it was a great trip and Brad was lucky I was there to make the wedding such a success.

There is a video of me doing a few nude laps in our pool and a little relaxing on the lilo with a xxxx in hand but I will keep that for the members section that may be coming soon to stacky.com.

watch out chicks about!

2008-04-03T02:48:00.000-07:00

Another weekend approaches after a tough week at work. Only 4 lunches this week and one lasted just 4 hours. What a joke, 4 hours and 5 bottles of red and then back to work. What’s wrong with executives these days?

Any who the point of this little update is to warn my fellow chick magnets that we are under threat from the finer sex! The boys down at the Kings Cross cop shop are big fans of .com and sent me the following…………Boys you have been warned!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses' in the phone book. For a video to see how beer works click here:

Beer Demo

One step at a time

2008-04-02T02:28:00.000-07:00

So as usual the Stack was on fire with the ladies during the bucks. While this young lass was keen to get in the sack with the Stack I was the perfect gentleman and told her “Great things cum to those who wait”…..As most ladies know I am the great man and well worth the wait. Bring on Port Douglas……………………………………………

Good bye and good luck Brad

2008-04-01T00:19:00.000-07:00

No we are not light weights….The Bucks did not end after the cruise. It was onto my new favorite destination the 18 Footers for a few ice cold froth wagons and a couple of shots. Oh and to say hi to my favorite waitress. Sure she begged me to stay and wait for her to finish her shift but I had bigger fish to fry!

From the 18s it was a short stagger to the mighty Sheaf for some of the lord’s finest brew. The more Carlton I drank the better looking I became. Although the boys were keen to stay and keep drinking the attention from the ladies was becoming unbearable for me so it was time to leave and head up the Hutcho’s.

Back to Ed’s place just in time for earth hour. I did my very best to get every light on in his apartment. Why on earth would you want to stop global warming? Warmer weather means shorter skirts and more beer, let’s heat it up baby!

Any way after consuming plenty it was time to get back to Brads. The Hens arrived around the same time so it was next door for my private show! Sorry Jim and Fran but your spa will never be the same. Sure she did not get in the sack with the stack but she was in the spa with my bar!

It was back to the soft cocks at 13 who were all mingling with the ladies. To be honest this made me sick it was a buck’s party not a house warming! Any way I consumed some more grog and had one particular lady take my fancy……Sure she was so inebriated she could not give me her name but I knew she had her eyes on me.

As always I was the perfect gentlemen and just snuggled with her and to be honest she was up for more but I am not one to rush things…..Port Douglas is not far away young lady…….

So all in all it was a good Buck’s, the boys followed when I led from the front. I am thinking of making it an annual event as long as the boys harden up we can have a blast. I am not one for baseball analogies but it was the bottom of the ninth and boy did we come home with a wet sail. Great game lads…….Stack is proud and for that you should be proud.

HMAS STACKY.COM

2008-03-31T02:48:00.000-07:00

Sure it was Brads Bucks but it was clear to me the ladies were only interested in one man....You guessed it the Stack. Sure we paid good money to have "Storm" and "Paris" on our little bucks cruise but it was obvious to me once the ladies got to know me they would of cum for free. At first it seemed strange they kept feeding me Oysters but after a little while it was clear they were doing it for a reason. Sure I was not the one on Viagra but a thousand Oysters 500 VB's and plenty of attention from Storm and Paris I did not need the little blue pill. The poor girls were practically falling over me, well hey I was not one to complain but I think the other boys had the shits.

We all had a great time on the boat. Food, booze, tits, my good looks and humor and a little topless beach cricket was all part of the days festivities.

The day would not have been the same without me but it was Brads day so I hope he had a good one. I did not mean to get all the attention but brads a good man he understood.

Its time for to go watch "Dirty Sexy Money" stay tuned for the update from later on in the night from the Bucks, sure its a little blurry but lets face it what I can’t remember I will make up.

Long time between drinks.............

2008-03-27T22:57:00.000-07:00

Well of course I am not talking about me unless you think 2 minutes is a long time between drinks. I am talking about the lack of blogging. My fans are not happy and for that I apologise.

This weekend is Brads Bucks party and its going to be big, F*&king BIG....

Yes I do feel for Brad its his bucks party and all the attention from the ladies will be on me. I guess he is accustomed to that by now!

So fans stay tuned for an update next week. Stack is BACK!

Good bye Kevin 07 welcome to Stacky 08!

2008-01-22T04:11:00.000-08:00

Well fans a new year and the start of a big one! Bux parties, weddings, boy’s nights, solo nights, big nights, all nights, one nights, multi nights…….its all to come in 08.

The New Year started in Stacky.com style. Plenty to drink and plenty of girls were on the menu for NYE! A big party at Watson’s Bay was had and boy was I the highlight of the night. I was great value full of my usual knowledge and humor not to mention the world renowned .com style. The ladies were practically falling over me on the stroke of 12 to get the first kiss from the Stack in 08. At one stage the ladies got so out of control I was pinned to the ground. Believe it or not it’s not always easy being Stacky.com.

Another highlight was getting Parris back. The young battler drank me under the table in Mexico and no body and I mean no body out does .com on the drink. So I challenged the youngster to 5 shots in a row. I filled his shots with Tequila including the worm and my five shots with some of Sydney’s finest “Vodka”. While the battler put shot after shot back I casually slammed my “Vodka”………well that’s what Sydney’s finest H20 was called for the night. While I parted on the ladies in tow Parris got to midnight stripped off and went swimming nude in the harbour with one lanky and not so well endowed Texan in tow. Boys my one tip for you is keep the gear on we don’t need to give the ladies another excuse to stalk .com

It would not be kind of me to mention the names but lets just say stacky.com pleasured 8 lucky girls on the first morning of 08.

The year is gonna be a big one fans so stay tuned…..Stacky.com out!

It's the season to be .comed

2007-12-23T18:00:00.000-08:00

I just love the festive season! All the lovely ladies out in a jovial mood in their beautiful summer garb! There is one problem every pretty lady in Sydney wants to be “.comed”. Remember ladies I am a man of refined taste and only the special ones will be “.comed”!

It has been a very merry festive season for Stacky.com plenty of great nights at the Greenwood and a very big TexMex reunion at Juanita’s. Plenty of beer loads of tequila and no night would be complete without the waitress having a dance with Stacky.com……What a lucky lady!

So another year is about to pass us by many gorgeous women have been blessed by the stacky.com charm and many man have well and truly met their match! A few more wild nights will be had to see out the year and a few ladies will be lucky enough to spend the night with .com. To all the ladies who have not been blessed with stcky.com keep your chin up and maybe your day will come.

To all my friends, family, fans and rejected ladies I hope you have a fantastic Christmas and Stacky.com kind of New Year and for your sake I hope you will be .comed in the New Year!

PS. The photos above are just a few of the ladies wishing me Merry Christmas. Oh its a hard life!

What is wrong with this world?

2007-11-28T16:58:00.000-08:00

So a "high-class Chilean prostitute" wants to donate 27 hours of sex towards a charity trying to raise money for handicapped kids, what a great idea! This glamour wants to do her bit for society yet the response from the charity has left me opened mouthed and dismayed.

"The administrator of the Teleton foundation, television presenter Mario Kreutzberger, has thrown cold water on the proposition, saying it falls well outside his moral guidelines and he cannot accept it."

Is this bloke on drugs? What a generous offer. I am very tempted to fly over to Chile and help out this great cause. At $333 for a 90 minute session I guess I could donate something like $3500.....

This has also got me thinking that I should partake in the 40 hour famine next year. I am sure if I put my mind to it I could last 40 hours without sex! Sorry ladies it is for charity.

LA Who?

2007-11-27T15:33:00.000-08:00

80,000 people to watch Beckham play Soccer against Sydney FC! That makes me sick. Why do people want to see a second rate sports star playing a 5th rate sport? The guy has more ink on him than the Sistine Chapel and most of the time looks like a girl. Honestly I look at myself in the gym and laugh in pity at Beckham and all the silly people who love him. The poor pomy fool is totally over rated!

The bottom line is he lost the game and he lost with England last week. He unlike me is a loser! Just look at my photo verse his photo one guy is cool the other is a fool.

On the topic of losing what is wrong with the Australian people? How the hell could our country vote a little nerd like Kevin Rudd into power? It really is beyond me. I always have a good laugh at the moronic Americans for voting in a dope like Bush to power twice but now we are just as bad! I just hope our country does not go down hill like the state of NSW has under Labor. Oh well I guess we will learn the hard way!

Bring Back John!

2007-11-19T19:04:00.000-08:00

"Australian's have never had it better".............To bloody right! We have a bigger range of beer than the last time Labor were in power, we have a better selection of Cigarettes, more wine than ever at a cheaper price and yes our economy is strong and to be honest life is pretty bloody good. Why do we need a change to Rudd? Yes he went to a strip club but the bloke did not even get a private show! That my friends is UnAustralian!

In my electorate its some clown Newhouse vs Malcolm Turnbull. If Malc does not get in I will be one angry man! He is definitely the best candidate for the job!

I agree we have a problem with the Unions! Who banned smoking in our pubs? The ALP and the Unions! Who introduced Responsible Service of Alcohol? The ALP and the Unions! The place will fall down around us so please people do not vote for the ALP.

Ok I did put $550 on the Libs to win at $2.60 so if my boys come home its my shout at the Mill Hill!

Come on Australia don't put a little nerd like Rudd in as our PM! We would be the laughing stock of the world!

Swing low sweet chariot

2007-10-16T22:21:00.000-07:00

So it was a great weekend for England with two big victories. The English rugby team progressed through to the Rugby World Cup Final with a solid victory over the French. The biggest win for the mother country was the win by a gorgeous blonde Simone scoring with me, Stacky.com. She was a beautiful looking girl and her game plan of charm, humor and cleavage put me on the back foot all night. I made a pact with myself that I would not go after a Pommy girl after the bloody soap dodgers beat us in the rugby.

Simone had a tough encounter but after two bottles of Champagne, two bottles of good Tassie red and 20 Carlton’s not to mention the fact that on the dance floor Simone had better footwork than Jason Robison on a counter attack. By 1am Simone had her victory.

By the end of the night she had won and I could do nothing but look lovely into her eyes even if my vision was a little blurred.

Two great English Victories right up there with World War 2 and the Falklands. Will I pursue a relationship with Simone after one wild night??.....................Not a hope in hell a girlfriend who likes warm beer is as useless as the Australian front row.

Woeful Wallabies

2007-10-07T23:06:00.000-07:00

Its a national disgrace the Wallabies are gone from the world cup. Beaten by a second rate English team in a disgraceful performance. Thank god Gregan is gone and gone for good. Its a shame he did not retire 4 years ago. As for the front row what a bunch of girls. Single handily I could push the wallabies scrum back as quickly as I could scull a schooner.

Stacky.com would of done a better job in the number 9 jumper even after a night on the drink. To lose to the Poms two world cups in a row is an absolute disgrace and is enough to turn a man into a alcoholic!

The only saving grace is the Kiwis are gone as well. Time to cheer on Argentina and France. South Africa and England are the last two teams I want to see win the cup.

Famous

2007-10-02T22:00:00.000-07:00

Move over Donald your Trump Towers are old news. Hyder and his company Legacy Partners are about to do a large development in the Texan desert with an Australian theme. Over 390 units will be built and the name.........Stacky Towers. I kid you not Stacky.com is about to become bigger than Texas. Stay tuned for all the latest updates. I have been on the phone today with the architects as part of their brief is to give the development "a distinctly Australian feel based on the life and times of Stacky.com". Life is tough at the top!

What a weekend

2007-09-17T20:19:00.000-07:00

The weekend started with a Friday night work function, a visit to watch Sydney FC play. I am no fan of Soccer but my clients loved it and the night was a huge success. If I don't become CEO of Zurich one day soon I will be very surprised! Of course the night finished with some stiff spirits with Jacko and Parris.

Saturday kicked off with a few beers at the Mill Hill followed by more beer at the Rag and Famish then loads more beer at North Sydney oval as I watched Sydney Fleet beat top of the table Western Rams. There was some great rugby not to mention the "Fleet Girls" they had Stacky.com written all over them. A few more beers at the North Sydney followed by more beers and a BBQ at Jackos new pad. A few of the ladies were supper keen to get their photo with the Stack as you can see! Then I headed down to the Sheaf to watch the Wallabies win plus have loads more beer. The ladies were all over me what a way to end the night. Sunday was more beer and some sun Maybe I should invest in some Forster's Shares as after this weekend Carlton sales are through the roof!This is just the start of a great summer season. Get ready ladies.

I am starting to shake.....

2007-09-13T16:45:00.000-07:00

Well that must mean only one thing.........Its Friday and the weekend is one long lunch away! This week has been way to busy I have done over 20 hours in the office this week which is ridiculous. I told my boss if I wanted to work in a sweat shop I would move to India. My body is craving a truck load of Carlton and and a barrel full of South Australian red. Tonight I am off to the Soccer or "Football" as the queer folk at Football Australia want as to call it these days for more bloody work. At this rate I will burn out before Christmas!

The weekend will then be "me time" me and the boys, me and the rugby, me and the Green wood, me and the Rag, me and Carlton,me and my old faithful red wine, me and the nudie bars, me and my ladies, me and kebabs. It will all kick off tomorrow at North Sydney Oval for the Sydney Fleet game and will come to a grinding holt on Sunday night. I am hoping for some good weather as we move away from Winter and towards summer. You all know what Summer means long, long lunches down at the Wato Bay. Bring it on! The Stack is ready for beer, babes and beaches.

Move over Duchovny

2007-08-27T18:16:00.000-07:00

After a hard days work nothing beats coming home to a meal cooked by Mum, 6 Carlton's, a bottle or two of a good South Australian red and a session in front of the TV.

Well last nights TV was particularly good. Channel 10 have a new show Californication and let me tell you it has Stacky.com all over it. Great sex scenes with gorgeous stacky.com type ladies is just the beginning. It may of been the 25 standard drinks I consumed last night but I got it into my head that Duchovny has nothing on the great Stacky.com. I have sent James Packer and John Alexander an email titled "Ratings winner". I included a link to Stacky.com and a few fresh ideas for Australia's version of Californication. The show will be titled "Stackypornication" and if CH9 does not want it you don't need to be Einstein to know that Kerry Stokes will been keen to pick up the rights!

When one is just not enough

2007-08-21T20:09:00.000-07:00

So folks its been a while since I have updated Stacky.com. I apologise to all my fans out there but I have been very busy at work. My "lunch time meetings" seem to start early and finish later these days and lets just say with that comes a higher intake of the great things in life like Carlton, Mclaren Vale Shiraz and B&H extra Mild. Oh what a job!

So any way last Friday Stacky.com was loose after our golf day on the drink in North Sydney when two promo girls took an instant liking to Stacky.com. Tiffany and Jessica were all over me. It was kind of embarrassing at first as all the other guys in the bar were trying to get some attention but who are they kidding....When Stacking.com is on fire no other men stands a chance.

So Tiff and Jes spent the majority of their time "Promoting" Slate (what ever the hell that is??) talking to me and to be honest I think they were promoting themselves more than Slate just quietly. Well it worked and I was sold both Tiff and Jes were great sales girls. The only problem was I could not pick which girl. It was like trying to pick a Connawarra Cabernet or a McLaren Vale Shiraz.... NOT EASY. Well luckily for me the ladies decided one in all in. AS they say in Mexico I was in for a "grupo de tres".......

As for the rest well a gentleman never tells but lets say it was a long, long night Stacky style!

There is always next year!

2007-08-09T18:14:00.000-07:00

So Easts went down to Uni in the Rugby Grand Final. We were up at half time and I started celebrating a little early by sculling 5 Carltons in a row. We went on to lose the game not that I remember much about it. The one part I do remember was the numerous scrum resets. What a bore but I have found a tshit that sums up a good scrum technique.

So Club rugby is over for the year but Sydney Fleet kick off their campaign in the new Australian Rugby Championships at North Sydney Oval. So North Sydney you have stacky.com on week days now get ready for stacky.com on weekends. Bring on the rugby, bring on the Greenwood and BRING on the ladies!

A Star is Born

2007-07-22T21:43:00.000-07:00

So it was back down to Easts to watch the mighty Beasts take on the Rats. I was enjoying my 8th beer and a hot dog with extra sauce when out walked 4 cheer leaders! They were great somersaults, the splits, small skirts the whole bit. What a great show! I was in heaven cold beer, rugby and a group of gorgeous cheer leaders looking right at me. I was getting smiles and winks from 3 of the girls. It was GAME ON! The East Beast mascot pulled a hamstring just before half time. One of the cheer leaders walked strait over to me and asked if I could fill in. I am not one to turn down a pretty face. So for the second half I was dressed as a beast. dancing with the girls with people cheering for me. Things do not get much better! I have a date with all 4 cheer leaders Tuesday through to Friday and then I will pick the lucky girl for a second date or will I only pick one? ;)

Turning over a new leaf.....

2007-07-18T20:05:00.000-07:00

So this weekend will be a big one. Easts V the Rats for a place in the Grand Final v Sydney Uni then down to Double Bay to watch the Wallabies. A few hundred beers will be had. I am planning this to be my last bender in some time. I am going to hit the gym big time. I know this will create more issues with my lady friends but please remember I am only human. My personal trainer put an image of me into his computer then imputed my training program and this is how I will look after 3 months in the gym. GAME ON!

Going Soft............

2007-07-12T18:05:00.000-07:00

Before you think I have turned over a new leaf think again! Last Saturday night was a beauty. We wnet to the rugby and had a great time watching the Wallabies come from 17-0 down to win. After the game we went down to double bay when the calls started. Stacky its Elle come to the City, Stacky its Kim come to North Sydney, Stacky its Tiff come to the sheaf. Ladies I told you it was a boys night! After Harris and Ed got a little out of control and we had to leave the Oak. I called for the X and Porkies when both Harris and Hutch called it a night. What a JOKE! In bed by 2am....shame on them. I might have to leave my "mates" at home this weekend as apparently its one week on the drink 6 weeks off. Boys, boys, boys you disappoint me. So Ladies Stacky.com is flying solo this weekend first in first served.

Secret men’s business

2007-07-05T18:54:00.000-07:00

So the rugby season is heating up and that only means one thing Beer, Beer, Rum, Beer, Rugby, Beer and spirits! While the Wallabies take on the Boks I will be in the stands taking on my oldest rival......Beer! I am sure the Wallabies will come out on top just as I am sure the liquid gold has no chance against stacky.com. Now for all my loyal lady friends out there please lay off tomorrow night. Rugby and Beer means BOYS NIGHT! I know you girls dont like to share the Stack around but for one night please give me some freedom! By my reckoning the session will be a long tough one which means special attention to be placed on the warm-up so I will be starting early ladies no calls after 3pm please! As for the Ladies at Porkies and Ruma Ill see ya around 3am.....GAME ON!!

Liberal for life!

2007-07-02T19:35:00.000-07:00

I know what you dirty pervs are thinking....Perfect Stacy.com is becoming "Liberal". No you will not see me walking around the streets in the nude and no I will not be spending my weekends at "Lady Jane", as tempting as it is. 2/7/2007 is the worst day of my life so far! Morris Iemma in all his wisdom has banned smoking in all Clubs and Pubs. What a disgrace! I will never in my life vote for the ALP again! To me this day should go down in history along side the death of Diana, the bombing of Darwin and the invasion of Paris not to mention the time I was booted out of the Sheaf! Send me out in the cold Iemma. Well this photo is for you are your poor excuse for a government Mr Iemma.

Smokin'

2007-07-01T23:49:00.000-07:00

Well what a weekend. I decided to head down to Easts to watch my old team mates run around. Let me say they are not half the team there were when I donned the Tri colours. I set myself up for a big day with my first drinks order "8 Carlton's and two tequila shots please"! Thanks to my coaching from the side line the Beasts got up to win 46-42 (from what I can remember). About 10 good lookers came up intrigued by my Spanish language skills. I kept shouting out from the side line in my new dialect. It can get a little embarrassing when I am trying to have a few beers with the boys and watch the rugby only to have young girls throw themselves at me. Ladies there is a time and a place! It was then down to the Wato for another 50 Schooners before I crashed Brads love house beer and pizza in hand! Well f@#k me drunk the Wallabies won the rugby. In a fantastic game we came from behind to win! Bring on the world cup I say. 3 weeks of no sleep and at least 10 Kegs!

Bloody Hyder (Mr and Mrs) called me 1 hundred times from Texas going on about the Wallabies. Guys please remember there is a time difference and Matt you are a Septic not a Aussie!

"It Takes Two"

2007-06-27T19:09:00.000-07:00

As some of you may know my favourite show is "Dancing With The Stars". My dream is to be on that show.

Well channel 7 in their wisdom have a new show on in its time slot "It Takes Two". I put it on for a laugh and instantly got addicted. Nothing beats sucking back a couple of bottles of Penfolds red while watching "It takes two". I was a massive Ernie Dingo fan until he was knocked out on Monday night. How the hell is Mimi Macpherson still going on the show she was great in her movie but the girl can not sing! Besides her movie career she ran a whale watching business. What a life that would be taking people out to watch whales and drink beer, lots of beer! I gave Brad a call and we are tempted to start up "Stacky.com Whale Watching Tours". If the wrestling in Mexico does not pan out I may be on the seven seas!

The next Lucha Libre star!

2007-06-24T21:44:00.000-07:00

Well what a weekend! Had a few froth wagons at the Lord Dudley on Saturday night, just enough to lubricate my dry and dusty throat. After my 15th Carlton my phone rang it was Don Salvador Lutteroth Gonzalez from the Empresa Mexicana de Lucha Libre (EMLL) or for you uneducated readers the Mexican wrestling league. I was spotted by the great Don Salvador in the main square of San Miguel de Allende in my Mexican wrestling outfit. What can I say the man knows talent when he sees it! I was offered a trial and Stacky.com had the ladies screaming for more and my opponents crying for Mersey. Don Salvador has asked me to fly back to become pro! I think i will send brad over to negotiate my salary. He looks like the perfect Mexican con man! More to follow...............................

Oh how the American amber hurt my mouth

2007-06-20T20:15:00.000-07:00

As you all know that beautiful gold amber known as beer has a special place in my life. The one sour note about the whole trip was the absolute disregard US brewers have towards the liquid gold. How Bud can call themselves "The king of Beers" I will never know. Oh and Coors yeah it is light, lite on taste. My troubles started in LAX and did not end until I landed in Mexico. As you can see from this picture Matt gave me a sip of his Bud, it went down about as well as a corked red wine at a business lunch. Come on America please learn how to make a decent tasting beer or Stacky.com may never return......your loss!

Teaching the Yanks a lesson

2007-06-19T19:03:00.000-07:00

So I joined in for a game of Volleyball with Matt and his "jock" septic mates. They were all talking themselves up big time. "I played at Princeton", "I played at Yale", "I played at UT". God the Yanks can talk themselves up. I polished off my bottle of red and joined the game. Wham Bam thank you Mam I smashed them. It reminded me of the 83 Americas Cup. The Aussie underdog smashing the over hyped yanks! The American guys said I should try out for the Australian team while the ladies, well lets say they wanted some private lessons.

Found God

2007-06-19T18:48:00.000-07:00

Being in such a Christan country as Mexico is I thought I should immerse myself in their culture. I striped down into traditional Mexican religious garb and tried to contact the lord when that clown Harris walked into my room and tried to show me the best way to talk to God. To me his ridiculous yoga type position was too much to take. If I tried that move I would surly tear my groin muscle. Lets just say I think I will revert to more tradition ways of prey now I am home.

To much to take

2007-06-17T19:43:00.000-07:00

So I did have a few members of the finer sex putting the moves on me over in Mexico. A few nights it got a bit much for me, all I wanted to do was enjoy a few beers with the boys. Some got in the sack with the stack but others were not let in. The rest as they say "will stay on tour"

SNAG

2007-06-14T17:29:00.000-07:00

While I did impress all the ladies with my quick wit and humorous comments on the trip to Mexico the thing that impressed them most was the way I handled the kids. They all commented on my loving touch. I think I overheard one of the American girls say I have the "Midas touch" with the kids. Matt also told me that I am a role model for God Fathers all over the world. For now I am a playboy but one day I will make the perfect husband.

The next Don Talbot

2007-06-13T17:46:00.000-07:00

So I am thinking of using my extensive sporting and fitness knowledge to help young Harris make the London Olympics. I think the kid has a shot at the 15oom tittle if he slows down on the beers. With me as his coach and mentor and Campos as his manager I can already taste the gold!

Most eligible bachelor

2007-06-12T20:46:00.000-07:00

So rumor has it that I have been short listed for Cleo’s Bachelor of the Year! The ladies in the office can not believe I have not returned from my texmex trip without a new partner. As you can see from these photos I did try. The sign says “looking for a girlfriend”. However I guess when they hear I am the world famous Stacky.com they all become a little shy. Ladies I will not bite!

Best Pins Ever

2007-06-12T20:38:00.000-07:00

I just got back from lunch. Nothing beats a cold Carlton followed by two bottles of red for a little lunch starter! I was sucking back on my 2nd bottle when I needed to break the seal. While I was walking to the Gents A few ladies complemented me on my legs. That reminded me of the many looks I got from the Texan and Mexican Ladies. Ladies my legs are all natural, no steroids at all!

Looking for a lady to ride my bike!

2007-06-12T19:27:00.000-07:00

So lovely ladies out there. As you can see I look pretty cool on a Four wheel bike! Any one wanna come ride with me?

A Day at the Golf

2007-06-11T21:29:00.000-07:00

Well Matt got the boys into the Colonial Golf Classic. What a day Golf, Golf and more Golf! Thank god Matt got us into a corporate place with free beer. Oh how I love free beer even if it is American rubbish!

Looking in a mirror

2007-06-11T21:07:00.000-07:00

The best photo of the whole trip me and my long lost twin!

Oh what a night

2007-06-11T18:14:00.000-07:00

The big one! Well young Harris and I went to Mama Mia's for a few drinks. It was time to show Pete how a real man drinks! After two ice cold froth wagons it was time to smash some Margaritas. My main man behind the bar poured a bloody stiff drink. After 6 massive Margaritas it was time to go home and enjoy some Guacamole and a few bottles of red. Poor old Harris could not walk at this stage so I got us a ride home in a fruit truck. Back home and Harris was a mess could not stand on his own two feet. I put him to bed and enjoyed a few cheeky reds. Well this is how I remember the night but the photos look different.

Tex Mex07

2007-06-11T17:25:00.000-07:00

So the Stack is back. What a trip, I was on fire! Beautiful Texan chicks and Hot Mexican Babes were all Drooling over Stacky.com!

I held up the Aussie contingent with my never ending humour, thoughtful incites and good looks. I think the Yanks were happy I was there as the trip would of been a bore without me around.

Amy and Brit was bloody happy I was around because I looked after the kiddies while sucking back on a few red wines. They both agree I would make the perfect husband. But for now I am happy to enjoy my Playboy life Style.

Harris and I had a big one and got home on the back of a fruit truck. That kid is such a light weight and held me back big time!

More stories to come but for now I am off to get a breakfast beer!